abertise

Going shirtless (men) or wearing tight or cropped t-shirts (women) for the sole purpose of showing off one's six pack.

Joe is working out in nothing but gym shorts again.

Yeah, he really likes to abertise when he pumps iron.

by Zumba gurlz October 5, 2010

albertine

to have albert's syndrome. to become deranged with little to no cause. to act irrationally and have explosive outbursts over minor incidents

That fool is crazy, he actin' like he got albertine

by wanifer January 6, 2014

Alberta lane change

When having sex with a woman, and changing lanes on her with no signal at all.

Girl: Tom was long stroke plowing me last night and out of no where he pulled an Alberta Lane Change on me. It really hurt to say the least.

by Albertalane December 8, 2016

Albert

An albert is a extremely hot guy.He may look gaunt but don't let his thiness fool you.Once triggered, theres no stopping of mayhem within him.

"That guy albert is good for a protector"

by Recklessdoll4900 April 10, 2017

Alart

n. When someone farts to heed warning. See also; v. alarting

When John thought there was a spider in bed he alarted me to the situation.

by Sassy Gassy August 5, 2018

Summer_Albert

Kid that never goes outside, only plays hypixel 17 hours a day, quests but isn't even good at it, values meaningless leaderboards over real money or anything else whatsoever, will not stop asking oSkill to help with mw ap

Summer_Albert needs to go outside bro
Person 2: fr Ong bro

by IcyWristoSkill May 10, 2023

Pulling an Alberto

When you think you're the best but when you go to do something, you fail.

Person 1: "I'm so gonna win at this game"
*doesn't win*
Person 2: "Damn, you so were pulling an Alberto"

by 8644692749 February 23, 2015