Captain Alcohol

A 21+ good Samaritan who regularly uses the power of his/her age to obtain fun-fun juice for younger, less privileged souls.

Note: You can recognize a true Captain Alcohol when the nearest liquor store no longer asks to see identification because this person purchases alcohol so often.

Commonly shouted at 10:30pm, from the top of a 20-foot ladder, covered in paint, sawdust and holding a broken piece of molding: "Guys, have we assigned a Captain alcohol yet?"

by AngelCherryhiney June 26, 2008

alcoturd

nuon, mass noun; the exceptionally dark, heavy and foul-smelling faeces expelled after binge drinking, also called beerpoo.

I got up this morning and reeked out the shitter with a massive alcoturd. It didn't flush.

by P R de Guermentes January 18, 2004

alcoholler

alcoholler, when the quiet person in a group has a few drinks and starts to become rather loud and noisy.

Then mary drank a pint, and started to alcoholler across the bar to James....

by simonb July 5, 2004

alco trash

The agressive associal behaviour after direct self-intoxication with crappy booze :)

We drank too much vodka and began puking on each other. That was so much fun. The fat ALCO TRASH.

by Vla5 from ZP January 2, 2007

alcoholic ice residuals

The remaining small amounts of alcohol left clinging to ice cubes on a mixed drink that eventually melt off.

Hey Charlie, since I always party harder than you I'm going to drink your alcoholic ice residuals before your cup gets taken away, ok?
Ya James...

by The Boy who cried Goofs October 20, 2010

alcoholrexia

to forgo the consumption of food to provide more calories for alcohol

i have alcoholrexia, i did not eat all day so i can go out tonight and drink all night and still maintain the same level of fatness

by cana9733 November 18, 2010

alcorexic

The act of not eating any food during the day in order to be able to get drunk off fewer drinks.

Beth: You haven't eaten anything all day!
Sarah: It's ok, I'm alcorexic today since we're going out tonight!

by Cools14 October 7, 2011