Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.

Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"

by pisodiumis February 4, 2014

heavy slumber

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.

That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.

by rancherogringo March 15, 2025

Heavies

Term coined by Andrew Schulz describing Fat tities.

Yeonmi Park got the heavies bro!

by procraster27 March 30, 2023

Heavy

Down bad; not in a good place or depressed; unlucky

Man, I don’t know honestly. I’ve just been feelin’ mad heavy here lately.

by PorkloinPussStick15 March 19, 2021

Screamo Heavy Metal

A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.

A term used to describe all metal genres or to classify a rock band as metal by people who have little to no knowledge of metal.

Dante : "I listen to My Chemical Romance."
Sarah : "So you listen to Screamo Heavy Metal!?" :O

by V1CE-H3RO July 30, 2021

Pose Heavy Menace

A Pose Heavy Menace is a charismatic animator or manga artist who, even in spite of mixed critical reception, still brings in the big buck out of video game sales and the like. Often loosely inspired by Yoshinori Kanada or Hirotoshi Sano.

Masami Obari, being a Pose Heavy Menace, has otherwise brought up three generations of anime and manga fans into the world of video games. He’s such a good boy for that.

by Snapper2001 December 11, 2025