boaty call

Noun. Similar in meaning to a booty call. To use someone you do not particularly care for, but put up with nonetheless because of his/her ownership of a boat. Usually made when you are in desperate need of aquatic fun and games and have no boat of your own.

It's almost summer, I need to get started on my boaty calls.

---OR---

Girl 1: Nate got a new boat.
Girl 2: Who's Nate?
Girl 3: My new boaty call.

by Chloe Bakerton January 31, 2008

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piss call

The name given to an inordinately ungodly time at which one must wake up for work, school, etc.

"I can't go out tonight, I have a 6AM piss call."

by patrsacc April 14, 2009

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call the police

a phrase said by a person when stating that they wish to hear a song by the English rock group "The Police"

call the police

...

roooooooxanne...

by jayzeejunior May 30, 2011

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climax call

The subjective (but reliable!) measure of the aural quality of a female orgasm, taking into account pitch, tone, duration, intensity and content (ie what she actually says - some women scream "yes!", for instance, whilst others make noises resembling various animals).

A: How about Stephanie - you reckon she'd have a decent climax call?

B: Yeah, she'd have a wild one - better than Zoe's climax call, she's too whiny.

A: I like whiny.

B: Whiny is bad, dude.

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by Narcoleptix August 26, 2007

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Calling Card

After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.

I took a massive crap and simply had to leave the calling card...

Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...

by Moustachio March 7, 2007

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