2 by 4

To use a lump of timber of about 2 by 4 inches in diameter to inflict blunt force trauma mainly to head or sometimes body. Generally easily available at short notice & fits comfortably into the average hand.

i'm guna 2 by 4 that bitch
fucker needs a good 2 by 4in

by seeingbunnies June 15, 2010

floridian 2 week notice

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

by PJS May 14, 2006

Soul Calibur 2

A weapons fighting game made by NAMCO, in which each of the next-gen consoles recieves a console exclusive character.
gamecube=Link
Xbox=Spawn
PS2=Heihachi

Retard-"Why won't my Soul Calibur 2 disc work in my Xbox?!"
Me-"Dude, you got it for Gamecube"

by Emennius January 10, 2004

Action Quake 2

The best LAN game in the world. We play Action Quake 2 to pass time in Computer Science class while we are supposed to be doing our programs.

We$ton and Lotus had open heart surgery, compliments of Austin's knife.

Mr. G loses a vital chest organ thanks to will's 12-guage.

SMILEY_BOB complains about the n00b cannon while camping in a dark alley.

by Austin Hunt May 14, 2005

2 A.M.

When somebody's your 2 A.M. it means that at no matter what time of day you call or need them, they will be there for you. This is a very high level of friendship, and means that you're true friends.

*It's 2 A.M. and you're really sad*
*pick up phone and call your 2 A.M.*
You: Hey, I'm upset about...
Your 2 A.M.: I'll be right over

by jjaid November 14, 2011

Team Fortress 2

A very entertaining team-based online shooter from our friends at Valve. Players can choose from 9 diverse classes and play alongside their teammates to accomplish goals, such as capture the flag (or intelligence), or hold control points. It is stressed throughout the game that team play is needed to succeed. Kamikaze or solo run tactics simply won't work. The diversity of the classes also stresses that much co-operation is needed. For example, the Heavy class, an amusing, heavyset Russian-Soviet inspired character, can mow down scores of enemies with the powerful minigun while absorbing a lot of damage. However, the Heavy is slow, and even more so when firing, making him a prime target for any half-decent Sniper or Spy, or any enemy firing from a safe spot. Heavies are usually paired with Medics to keep them both alive while proceeding through enemy lines. Scouts are a very fast class, and can double jump as well, allowing him to leap right into enemy headquarters with ease. The tradeoff is his weakness; he can be killed easily with a few good hits or shots. Scouts rely on speed to survive, and wait until other teammates clear the way for him to dash in. So you see, every class has a strength and a weakness, which requires support from fellow teammates. Any good player should have a mic with them to co-ordinate assaults and manoeuvres, much better than trying to remember the keyboard shortcut orders.

The entertaining graphics are worth noting too. Where most shooters aim for ultra-realistic graphics, Team Fortress 2's graphics are overly cartoon-ish and whimsical. It's just hilarious to watch a Heavy shouting at his foes while he blasts them down with the minigun, then blown literally to pieces with a rocket. Think graphics along the lines of The Incredibles. The classes are also amusing themselves, with their taunts, battle cries, etc. Valve regularly updates the classes with new weapons and such, ensuring this game will be fresh and fun for years to come. Check out the Class Profiles on Youtube.

Douglas: You look tired Tom, how long were you playing Team Fortress 2 last night?Tom: Sat down at 7pm, looked up and it was 6 in the morning. But I fucking ruled! Disguised myself as an enemy engineer when I was a spy, then stabbed like 10 sad fucks in the back as they ran past me. Then I mowed down dozens of bitches as me and my Medic made our way through the enemy base to the intel. I fucking rule!

by heavyset1323 October 16, 2008

Shrek 2

The one true overlord that will save us from the everlasting suffering known as life.
There is a war coming and only Shrek 2 can save us.

We all must pray to the Shrek 2, for he will show us the way to salvation.

by Shrek 2 November 28, 2016