F.Y.I don't care

A phrase used to inform someone that you do not give a shit about what they are talking about.

Bob: I went to the store last night and chicken breasts were on sale for two dollars less than normal.

Mike: F.Y.I don't care.

by BigLerm October 8, 2009

wish someone cared

the instant urge to flex your gf/bf on any social media

bro i “wish someone cared” it’s actually killing me i just wanna do it

by Dont make me nut November 21, 2021

care files

When you shit on someone's porch step with love in your heart.

"dude, you got shit all over your hands from those care files you left on the Peterson's porch"

by Lilsweetdillpickle September 21, 2016

Critical Care

A medical specialty specializing in the care of those in the critical profession. Including movie critics, food critics, fashion critics, etc.

Also, these specialists tend to be gay.

Hey ladies, I'm studying to be a critical care doctor.

Soooo, you mean you're gay?

by Claudius Maximus November 29, 2010

Pediatric Palliative Care Tech

A special person that works/cares for terminally ill babies and children. Sometimes people up to the age of 21.

Definable as hand picked by God due to the unimaginable task of caring for them at the end of life. Earth Angel's. Someone who "walks these children home"

Person A: What do you do for a living?
Person B: I'm an EHCT specializing in Pediatric Palliative Care.A Pediatric Palliative Care Tech.

by anonymous October 16, 2022

how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski May 5, 2018

Don't care

If you don't want to.

Hym "Don't care. I'll kill your kids if you don't."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025