An Available Hole (noun) will 'put out' indiscriminately. Male or Female, they tend to be morally bereft and devoid of substantive thought.
They will make themselves available to all of his/her friends, all of your friends, your friends' friends, passing strangers, the butcher, the baker, and particularly the candlestick maker and generally anybody who is in need of an 'available hole' for sexual encounters lacking in any sense of lasting satisfaction and ultimately cumulating in notions of being an vapid and debased soul.
An Available Hole will usually be a carrier of various STIs/STDs and will waste no opportunity to smear these across the face of society and infect the general populous with their pestilence. They will frequently use their powers of manipulation to engineer situations whereby they may garner attention, breach trusts, disregard others, break friendships, test relationships, spread disease and corrupt the minds of innocents.
Not really someone to take to 'meet your parents' or to openly admit to engaging in acts of promiscuity with, to either close friends, acquaintances or colleagues.
Also known, amongst various others, as the 'town bike', 'town crotch', 'unpaid whore'
They will make themselves available to all of his/her friends, all of your friends, your friends' friends, passing strangers, the butcher, the baker, and particularly the candlestick maker and generally anybody who is in need of an 'available hole' for sexual encounters lacking in any sense of lasting satisfaction and ultimately cumulating in notions of being an vapid and debased soul.
An Available Hole will usually be a carrier of various STIs/STDs and will waste no opportunity to smear these across the face of society and infect the general populous with their pestilence. They will frequently use their powers of manipulation to engineer situations whereby they may garner attention, breach trusts, disregard others, break friendships, test relationships, spread disease and corrupt the minds of innocents.
Not really someone to take to 'meet your parents' or to openly admit to engaging in acts of promiscuity with, to either close friends, acquaintances or colleagues.
Also known, amongst various others, as the 'town bike', 'town crotch', 'unpaid whore'
A: Hey man, ya know that Salli? She's a right goer, had her last night..
B: Yeh man, had her last week... That makes us weiner cousins!
C: Salli? Shit, she left me with a bad case of the clap coupla months back. Fuck man, she's been ridden by every Tom, Dick and Harry in town. That makes us all weiner cousins
A: Ik. Think I may have to go get myself checked out didn't realise she was such an Available Hole. Meh.
B: Yeh man, had her last week... That makes us weiner cousins!
C: Salli? Shit, she left me with a bad case of the clap coupla months back. Fuck man, she's been ridden by every Tom, Dick and Harry in town. That makes us all weiner cousins
A: Ik. Think I may have to go get myself checked out didn't realise she was such an Available Hole. Meh.
by Spoontastic January 10, 2010
Get the Available Holemug. she: "I told him 'stay away from the peach hole'...but he seems to think everything down there is up for grabs!"
he: "she seems unnaturally interested in my peach hole, and...I think I like it!"
he: "she seems unnaturally interested in my peach hole, and...I think I like it!"
by sherijonesy November 2, 2010
Get the peach holemug. A complete total moron and transvestite whose every thought is unoriginal. In fact, he is so unoriginal that he requires other dominant people (typically, a Revox) to supply his answers to him. When all else fails, he falls back on the typical "your mama" type of comeback.
He also follows the one known as Revox around like a lost puppy because of the above mentioned unoriginality and he adds nothing of substance to a message board -- not even comic relief. A Revox heavily relies on a Barney Hole as his toady right-hand man and massive tool who willingly throws himself on a grenade in order to protect his message board commanding officer.
In fact, when a Barney Hole or a Revox sees this definition it is almost a 100% certainty that a retaliation definition will be submitted to Urban Dictionary or other similar type of attack as a result. No one will view their counterattack as funny since no one like people who steal and plagiarize ideas, concepts and articles or bloggings. See first paragraph regarding the lack of individual thought processes or copying others ideas.
A Barney Hole is widely rumored to dwell in a rundown mobile home and pick through the trash of his fellow redneck hillbillies when he is not on a message board throwing around grade school put downs and typing up pre-formatted Mad Lib replies. He thinks his retorts are witty and hopes that a Revox will give his approval for a job well done although it's highly unlikely.
He also follows the one known as Revox around like a lost puppy because of the above mentioned unoriginality and he adds nothing of substance to a message board -- not even comic relief. A Revox heavily relies on a Barney Hole as his toady right-hand man and massive tool who willingly throws himself on a grenade in order to protect his message board commanding officer.
In fact, when a Barney Hole or a Revox sees this definition it is almost a 100% certainty that a retaliation definition will be submitted to Urban Dictionary or other similar type of attack as a result. No one will view their counterattack as funny since no one like people who steal and plagiarize ideas, concepts and articles or bloggings. See first paragraph regarding the lack of individual thought processes or copying others ideas.
A Barney Hole is widely rumored to dwell in a rundown mobile home and pick through the trash of his fellow redneck hillbillies when he is not on a message board throwing around grade school put downs and typing up pre-formatted Mad Lib replies. He thinks his retorts are witty and hopes that a Revox will give his approval for a job well done although it's highly unlikely.
Message Board Douchebag: "Oh yeah? Well, your mama!"
Any other normal person: "Dude. Quit being such a Barney Hole. Do all of us a favor and kill yourself when you get home from your oil change job."
Any other normal person: "Dude. Quit being such a Barney Hole. Do all of us a favor and kill yourself when you get home from your oil change job."
by Eureka 147 March 13, 2009
Get the Barney Holemug. by Dr. Vegas Rosebud May 30, 2013
Get the ask-holemug. Assenio Hole is a former late night talk show host in a parallel universe. He is also a friend to Sweaty Murfee and Hall of Fame basketball player Majik Dick.
Did you watch Assenio Hole last night? He had on Sweaty Murfee and NBA MVP Majik Dick. It was hilarious.
by MrVoteLibertarian September 24, 2011
Get the Assenio Holemug. There was also a Seattle-area rock band in the 1980s called "The F Holes" which gave a lot of people the wrong idea.
by kohoutekdriver8 July 28, 2006
Get the F holemug. What you call your co-worker who gets all the gravey jobs cause he hangs off the boss's ball satchel
by columbo812 September 11, 2009
Get the cunt holemug.