Between a cock and a charred place

A lawyer of an infamous president booked the location for his speech, without thorough research beforehand, between a crematorium and a dildo shop.

To find yourself in an undesirable predicament of your own making after a period of ineptitude, as well as crude and selfish behaviour.

After obediently attacking the idea of feeding hungry children, Tory MPs were left between a cock and a charred place when Johnson did yet another U-turn.

by ninjabinger November 8, 2020

Butt jock cock-in-a-lock

When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.

"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"

by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013

Mega Fortnite rocket cock

When you get super hard from Fortnite skins (Specifically female) dancing. Or men if that’s the way you roll.

Look at James over there, he has a Mega Fortnite Rocket Cock.

by Dr. Sus Nut November 2, 2021

Raymond's big Canadian cock

Man I love Raymond's big Canadian cock

That's a Raymond's big Canadian cock

by Canadian raccoon March 22, 2022

Snog your cock off

A promise of a mighty fine BJ, after a night out. Usually whispered into a prospects ear to make the night more exciting.

Sam said quietly to Ben as she rubbed by him at the pool table ‘I’m going to snog your cock off’.

by Smuttyman February 2, 2022

honky tonk sucky cock

Gay sex were a guy fists another turning the anus inside out and then sucking it

"Dude, did you hear that Gio had honky tonk sucky cock with Eric?"

by 69disan69dat November 28, 2020

cum guzzling cock sucker

A female or male who is so infatuated with cum that they are basically retarded in all other aspects of the world

Cal is a cum guzzling cock sucker, she literally has no idea what is going on.

by doodlelicker32 March 7, 2021