Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021

party til the wheels fall off

When a Mexican in Pinal County, AZ, parties so hard that he gets in the car after being unsuccessful at trying to come up on a girl from work, almost gets in a fight, then leaves with his buddies, drunk as hell, ends of falling asleep at the wheel, hits an unknown object which causes one of his wheels to fall off, all the while he and his buddies are all passed out in the car, wakes up to the cops arresting him for a DUI. Firme!

"Last weekend we partied til the wheels fell off, literally. I was in tent city with Sheriff Joe. Tonight, we party til the wheels fall off again."

by balls-out in Pinal County October 26, 2013

Off-piste bodging

Fornication or adultery

When Jim and Anne came down, their stupid smiles made it clear they had been doing some off-piste bodging.

by Naughty Daddy July 4, 2021

Off the quim

Done spontaneously

I just bought some peng off the quim

by Ess-Heavy December 20, 2014

Yawned Off Everyone

%Phrasal verb%
When stops talking, while you start talking.
Like when a nerd interrupts your conversation with your friends.

When I started talking in the middle of a conversation, I yawned shut everyone off everyone.

The nerd yawned off everyone during the delegate discussions at the MUN.

by parzivalwon July 29, 2020

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.

"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"

by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023