Cuntly Dog

Skanky jobless greedy lazy person who thinks the world owes them a favour. Super entitled expecting everything handed to them on a plate for free. Usually fat and ugly to boot.

Geoff waited for the supermarket to close so he could skip dive - such a cuntly dog!!!

by Medisia June 3, 2022

dog in a manger

And lo a dog wanteth not the hay, but stoppeth the oxen eating nonetheless.

He's a dog in a manger.

by CtPf on hols June 26, 2017

Dog bless you

The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!

A: *achoo!*
B: Dog Bless you!

by 2muchrush September 22, 2022

Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.

Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!

by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025

Raw-dog

To partake in the activity of sleeping fully clathed on a sofa/bed without the use of sheets or bedding.

“Yo man, I woke up this morning to find Donnie raw-dogging my sofa”

by Tig Bitties and skittles July 22, 2021

left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

Middle dog talk

A dog language from a middle elevation of a region that canines trying to get rich and powerful try to learn.

Francis and his dog were discussing, in Middle Dog Talk, the new car amp technology and inventory they were going to team up on and sell their potential customers. Nothing silly about that, just two pals finding their rhythm.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021