One

One

Just 'one'

by Malakai Willyams October 3, 2019

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

.9.One Hundred And Thirty One.9.

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025

Hole In One

A hole in one is a sexual activity that takes place at a golf course, wherein one person positions themselves with their dick facing the hole and their lover engages in anal intercourse, with the intention of making their sexual partner ejaculate into the hole.

Mike - Jimmy got totally hole in one'd last Thursday!

by Syrups November 18, 2023

one foot stuck in the grave

when yer done with your weird ass skeleton banging and get your foot stuck somewhere in the ribs or pelvis with your bony partner

bruh, i had one foot stuck in the grave last night

by asswhup666 October 26, 2019

one eyed champ

Your cock

Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!

by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016

One-Flush Special

The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.

Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"

by Habertown December 23, 2010