Dick Beads

Anal beads but for your urethra

My girl just used dick beads on me

by Disguy459 December 9, 2019

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Roid dick

When you take steroids and it makes your pp small as shit

Bruh he takes steroids? He gotta have that roid dick

by Wazzoooo December 10, 2019

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Dick burger

A burger you buy at Spencer’s

“Hey nice dick burger, dickhead. Where’d you get it from?“

“I got it from Spencer’s retard fuck.”

by Dickburger69 December 12, 2019

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Dick sandwich

Where u put ur dick in between a sandwich and the girl eats around the dick

Gay boy 1: Man I rlly want that dick sandwich

Ian: Here u go, u want extra mayonnaise???
Gay boy 1: yesssss🤤🤤🤤

by Joe Is The Name December 16, 2019

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bro-dick

A term for when a person lands a shit job they dont want to do, they do everything in their power to convince their superiors to hand that job over to a colleage he or she does not like.

Mechanic 1-man, I got stuck with taking an engine out of this car. This is going to cost money out of my paycheck.
Mechanic2- instead of doing it, why dont you bro-dick it to the new guy nobody likes

by Dickhead92 December 20, 2019

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1. To use one's penis to transmit diseases via sexual intercourse with multiple partners.
2. For an individual (particularly of the male sex) to seek sexual intercourse with disregard to one's self or another.

1.*"Hey, why is everyone angry at Todd?"
"Well, they found out he went around 'Zombie-Dicking' last night and now we've all gotta get checked."
"Goodness gracious... call the C.D.C."
2.*"I'm so worn out and my flesh hurts, man..."
"Maybe you should quit 'Zombie-Dicking' and get a hold of yourself before you catch an STD."
"I guess, bro-"
"Fuck you, Chad."

by CheddarMember December 21, 2019

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