by Tripod6969 August 22, 2021
The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
by superdada March 02, 2018
The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.
by The word of god February 05, 2020
by Cactusman34 November 05, 2015
by Eager G5 July 13, 2017
A rare condition that occurs after a proctological examination, where the proctologist’s finger breaks off and becomes lodged in the patients rectum. At some later, unspecified time, the finger attempts to reconnect with its original hand by attempting to phone home using either a pay phone or a cellphone.
Is that a finger protruding from Gilford’s rear end? Yes, it’s his proctologist’s finger trying to phone home via a Butt-Dial.
by markalodian June 13, 2021
When a male deploys his dick in his significant other(s) anus about 2-3 hours after eating a hearty meal of taco bell or any other asshole destroying fast food meal. After he has "gone to town" in her backdoor, the male pulls out his forbidden fruit that is covered in what is now known as the tella in butt-tella. This brave soul of a women will now perform oral sexual acts on his butt-tella covered member, until all the butt-tella is licked off clean.
Justin: Yo bro I just butt-tella the hell outta this shawtys fart box
Ian: Fam this girl just got the nastiest butt-tella of her insufferable life
Alex: Ayo, finna ask my girl if she wants the butt-tella special tonight.
Ian: Fam this girl just got the nastiest butt-tella of her insufferable life
Alex: Ayo, finna ask my girl if she wants the butt-tella special tonight.
by thatmanwithautism March 01, 2022