pulling joker

When a guy goes down on a girl during “shark week”. And does joker make up with the blood. Really go to town with it. And asks “Why so serious?”.

-Red Rabbit

Guy pops up after oral: “Why so serious?!”
Girl: are you pulling joker on me

by Original Facing November 14, 2018

Pulled a Beyonce

Performing a really nice gesture.

She pulled a Beyonce by letting the old man take her seat on the bus.

by OTownGman September 15, 2009

Pull a dope

When a person gets angry at you and blocks you

and then comes back few months later

im bout to Pull a dope

by Autismol May 19, 2021

Pulling a Mallory

Being in a cunty mood. Dismissive. Irritable in a passive-aggressive way.

Jeez, Clarissa is of a mood today, isn't she?
Yeah, she's pulling a Mallory.

by George the Cub March 28, 2020

Pulling a Hamilton

When you expose yourself for no reason.

Jeff was pulling a Hamilton last night; he exposed himself for his affair, so his wife wouldn't thtink he was out drinking.

by Gonnakms November 2, 2016

Pulling a Donato

Appearing busy whilst doing nothing that is productive or measurable.

Jeff: "Hi Bill, where have you been?"

Bill: "Pulling a Donato dude, I've been building a clock out of egg timers"

Jeff: "What a good idea"

by BoatyInTheYard February 14, 2024

Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet

Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold
Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

by Death Menace February 14, 2023