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man ontop woman facing away

the woman lies down, face up, with her legs lifted and spread apart. The man lowers himself between her legs, face down, with his head facing the same way as her feet. He enters her in reverse.
EVERYBODY: lets do man ontop woman facing away!!!
by titsop November 16, 2011
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Woke Up With A Penis On His Face

Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.
"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"
by Crazy Asian Guy March 16, 2009
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Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face

A character from the game Dead by Daylight. This is the best killer because he can crouch and teabag the survivors. He's a horrible psychopath but also a funky little guy.
A : I love Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face !
B : Please get help.
by grtqhrthqrtqhrth March 2, 2021
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Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.
by CheezyClit69 June 22, 2022
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Hello sir, I like to eat face

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.
Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!
by Peach January 13, 2007
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futhermucker shit face dick headed leach

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys
Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016
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Someone who's never been punched in the face

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.
God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.
by NibbaDestroyer April 7, 2021
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