Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
Get the Butt Wisermug. by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021
Get the Butt Potatoesmug. 
A beautifully smooth and perfect butt, wonderful in every way. Often chanted by four year olds at the vet, confusing everyone in the general area.
by Buttercreambuttbaby June 19, 2018
Get the Buttercream Buttmug. by Widsowman April 4, 2024
Get the I love it in my buttmug. When you perform anole sex then using your fingers to pick up the excess fecal matter then smearing it on her stomach.
by Brodythepimp June 15, 2022
Get the Indonesian butt pluckmug. by #olderlady September 26, 2018
Get the Buttmug.