implosion sex

Sex acts that bring down the rich and famous.

Why do so many politicians practice implosion sex?

by Guido1 March 12, 2008

Future Sex Offenders

Usually young, around 16 or younger.

Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.

Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.

Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.

girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"

girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"

girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"

Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."

by googleitlosers February 6, 2009

Jogging Sex

When a person of the opposite gender goes jogging with you, it's a lot like having sex. Hot, physical, lasts about an hour and if you do it right you both get a massive endorphin rush at the end.

We sat down on the bench when we were done, getting our breath back and chatting. We were happy and exhausted - we both agreed it had been good jogging sex.

by Manwithabetterplan July 30, 2010

bootyhole sex

Take the mud path through the back door

The red river was flowing, so I took the muddy path while engaging in bootyhole sex

by Jaguar989 March 21, 2014

Pal Sex

When Meth (Pot) Cookie has sex with random men on Palringo because Pal marriage.

Cookie: Lets have Pal sex.
34 Random Guys: Yes.

by The Metal King February 10, 2017

Unprotected Sex

See Sex.

Unprotected Sex is the sex that counts. Change my mind.

by g1224 July 22, 2020

lesbian fire sex

Lesbian fire sex or fire sex is when two girls who's pubes are very dry rub on top of each other or whal scissoring create lots of friction and friction creates heat therefore their pubes are now on fire.

Girl one: why are you waling so slow?
Girl two: I had lesbian fire sex last night my vag hurts

by bitch_niggaroni April 27, 2014