jerk off

rub the shaft

"did you just jerk off on me!?"

by daddy_chill69 December 10, 2020

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Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021

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doors off

Boozing with good friends

The lads were doors off on Saturday

by Matty14260 May 4, 2017

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getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

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gone off horseradish

When you leave the horseradish out for too long and it goes off.

The gone off horseradish tastes like a gone off white mousse.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

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Blog-off

To blog off means to surf the internet in a way that is socially innapropriate, such as: at your friends wedding reception, at work, immediately after the sexual act, or at a keg party.

"say Jesse, is it OK if I go to your room and blog-off, I'm expecting some hits back about my resume?"
"uh, maybe once we're all done singing happy birthday, asshole"

by BettyHer April 21, 2008

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