by MomoneyMisa January 9, 2018
Get the tinder bonermug. The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.
She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.
by shnummy August 1, 2012
Get the Boner Gogglesmug. A disapproval boner is what old, judgmental people get when they see something sexualized that was produced for the consumption of a younger audience. Clearly a sign of intense self-loathing.
As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.
As defined by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show 5/1/14, referencing Bill O'Reilly's condemnation of Beyonce's sexualized videos.
"Bill O'Reilly probably ran that sexy Beyonce B-roll in order to bring some much-needed disapproval boners to his aging audience."
by Yes, *that* Essence May 2, 2014
Get the Disapproval Bonermug. A woman who likes the dick so much that she will do anything for it, leaving her man in complete control, just a puppeteer's hand controls a puppet.
by bonerpuppetpatrol July 12, 2017
Get the boner puppetmug. Richard had thought he was recovering well from COVID-19, but unfortunately, yesterday, he had a roner-boner incident.
by D-Chainz November 23, 2020
Get the Roner-Bonermug. A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
by EthanFeng October 13, 2015
Get the Boner Trapmug. Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.
by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016
Get the Boner Surfingmug.