Bruh the fuck you lookin' up cheese dip for? This ain't fuckin Buzzfeed headass recipe bitch. Well since you thirsty ass hoe lookin' for some cheese recipe here ya go:
- Bleach
- Cheese
Put in microwave for 45 seconds on high or until melted
Serve with salsa or any other salty ass sauce.
Enjoy you fuckin hoe.
- Bleach
- Cheese
Put in microwave for 45 seconds on high or until melted
Serve with salsa or any other salty ass sauce.
Enjoy you fuckin hoe.
by definishion February 8, 2019
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Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
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A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.
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1 - "That guy at the buffet has been back seven times! Wow, what a cheese eagle!"
2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.
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by NemisisNat November 23, 2010
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