waffle

to change sides on an issue. One day you support something, the next day you oppose it.

John Kerry actually voted for $87 billion in reconstruction funds before he voted against it. One of many cases of Kerry waffles.

by 1_WTC_Lock September 24, 2004

Crotch Waffle

A set of long stretched out vagina lips, that often belong to a woman with loose morals. It is often referred to as a camel toe. Can also refer to a woman who may very likely have a crotch waffle.

1.Check out the crotch waffle on that nasty ho!
2.Look at the crotch waffle sitting on the bench over there!

by sallypothead December 17, 2003

Waffles

A word that can be used as a response to any question.

"What is the capitol of Bulgaria?"
"Waffles!"

by Saint Lukeh July 16, 2008

Pink Waffle

A waffle made from steam rising from the pan, to the face of the woman cooking it, causing the make up to drip from her face into the frying pan subsequently making a pink waffle

A - " Hunny can you make me a blue waffle with banana toppings please?"

B - " hunny I think your waffle may have tured into a pink waffle thanks to the shit dropping off of my face"

by curry cums out of my jab end March 10, 2016

shit a waffle

The act of an extremely fat person defecating, or the result of surprise or fright.

She was so big she could eat hay and "shit a waffle".

Man, when that dude in the movie slashed the guy, I thought I would "shit a waffle"!

by teetiger October 19, 2008

waffles

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing

yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles

by jesus December 7, 2003

waffle stomper

noun - someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to stomp it down the drain.

All the stalls were full, so Tina, being the waffle stomper she is, had to man up and take a dump in the shower.

by bdams the original December 12, 2008