Vagine Au Jus

Jason offered his buddies a bit of vagine au jus from the night before
by Red L September 12, 2020
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Vagine Au Jus

Aged drippings of the vagina
Jason offered some of his vagine au jus to his pals, from the night before.
by Red L September 12, 2020
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Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.
Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.
by Hman April 18, 2008
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Vaginal Lobotomy

Kind of like a lobotomy in your brain. But in your vagina. Getting rid of a baby. A shmashmortion. But leaves unintended sides effects like roast beef flaps. The acronym is VL.
Hallie was all kinds of knocked up til she got that vaginal lobotomy. Too bad she suffers from loose puss now.
by McCuntBuckets June 30, 2014
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vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.
"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."
by SharkTale4D February 28, 2016
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vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.
My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”
by DigginBalls September 18, 2021
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vaginal conceit

a woman's belief that all she has to do is show up and take off her clothes when she is having sex, as opposed to actually moving.
Her vaginal conceit is off the chain. She doesn't move at all during sex.
by drbillyg March 19, 2014
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