Urban dictionary

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT THIS IS

I was on the urban dictionary

by The weird kid January 3, 2019

Urban dictionary

A website where everything you define gets rejected.
You're using it, buddy.

Hey guys, let's look up our names on the Urban dictionary

by earth._.turd January 26, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A site where you supposedly "define your world". Unfortunately, it is mainly populated by fangirls, pervs, drunken idiots, and people who need a grammar book thrown in their face.

Looking at Urban Dictionary makes me lose faith in the world...

by iHateMyFamily February 4, 2013

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary, somewhere ABSOLUTELY no one talks about sex! Everything's so kid friendly that they don't even accept you to do a word!

Me: Oh, WOW! I don't need to read a dictionary book, there's a website!

Also me: I would like to search some words I don't understand!
*searches philosophy*
Urban Dictionary: *a man's dick that you put in a minor girl's ass*
Me: WOAH- okay that was maybe just someone that made it. Let's do another one!

*searches audacity*

Urban Dictionary: *russian candy cane*
Me: kids. WJDNDJDDJNSNDIEHS

by iidonutiee February 11, 2021

Urban Dictionary

When you search for anything you have a 50/50 shot of getting recent reviews or reviews that predate 911

Wow this urban dictionary site just fucking sucks

by So bad they’re good February 14, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A teacher's worst nightmare...

Or....A dictionary in which others compute their definitions of a word.

Definition 1
Teacher: Okay class, how did you guys find your definitions?

Most of the students: Urban Dictionary...
Teacher: Oh dear...where did I go wrong..

Definition 2
Gorge: Hey Bill, got any suggestions of where I can write my own definitions?
Bill: Urban Dictionary...Defiantly.

by Hardly_knew it May 18, 2018

Urban dictionary

The website your using right now.

Liam: hey, Sam! Come check out my urban dictionary!
Sam: your posts are messed up, dude! Why did they allow you to publish that?

by Ven1s April 6, 2019