Uncle Jim

Your roblox girlfriend and the guy that looks at u creepily stares at you when you have a family ruenion.

Person 1 "Whos that?"
Person 2 "Oh that is just uncle Jim"

by ihavegianntpp January 20, 2021

Uncle Hair

The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.

"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."

by thebad69 December 24, 2011

super uncle

coolest uncle in the whole world, willing to do anything for you, totally easy to relate to, definitely your favorite

I can't wait to go down to Carlsbad so I can see Super Uncle.

I wonder what Super Uncle would say.

by Sjane510 May 20, 2008

Sugar uncles

When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.

I don't need a sugar daddy. I have three sugar uncles who take me on dates all the time.

by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017

Uncle Dennis

When you fall asleep on the shitter when you’re shit faced.

What the fuck... Tom drank so much he pulled an Uncle Dennis

by Teddyweeds November 21, 2017

Uncle donald

A scumbag loser that lies, manipulates, and tells stories. We have a nickname for him its called “donnie ruxpin because he always tells stories you cant believe. This man only cares about what he can get from people including money. He doesnt care about his 4 kids he has and only cares about sex. He also steals, is a bum, and expects to live in your home rent free. He abuses animals as well and lived here in NY everybody knows the type of person he is and a select few dont take or fall for his shit including lies. This man will never change and people want you to feel sorry for him……well i got news for you i dont. I personally dont like him and wish he would all do us a favor and fuck off!!! Hes a piece of shit that runs from the law, in and out of jail, and screwed his family over multiple times. This man is the worst and avoid him at all costs!!!!

Mom: have you heard from uncle donald?
Me: no this piece of shit is never home and is probably out being his gay ass self the loser that he is!!!

by Furry2011 January 21, 2022

uncle bastard

Uncle bastard (noun ) mean, evil,and heartless.

My uncle bastard stole the family inheritance after grandpa died died .

by Pink warrior March 7, 2018