take it up the butt

1. To have a penis or other object inserted into your anus.

2. To die in a movie.

1. "Joe put his penis in my anus, I take it up the butt"

2. "Did you see Star Wars III, Mace Windu takes it up the butt!"

by poopsas1234 August 4, 2006

take a number

Figurative: "If you want to discuss this topic with me, you will need to wait your turn, as there are any number of others who wish to do so who got here before you did."

Comes from a line control mechanism that is found today with decreasing frequency, where one is requested to take a numbered ticket from a strategically placed dispenser and accordingly wait for that number to be called.

Your computer just blew up? Take a number, I've been getting calls on that all day.

by ke6isf October 15, 2004

take care of some very important business

a euphemism for using the restroom. -It makes it sound important, because even though other people think it's not, you know it is.

Excuse me... I have to take care of some very important business. Back in a sec.

by colonel cheesemonkey June 12, 2007

take a reading

(verb) to take a reading is to check out a particular situation in a small way, in order to get an accurate idea of someone's character, usually for the future when the stakes may be higher. The person who is curious may do this deliberately -- or accidentally, for example by observing how a certain person treats others.

Friend #1: "Should I loan Alex my car?"
Friend #2: "Didn't you take a reading last year, when he borrowed your bike and returned it all beat up?"
OR
Friend #3: "Yeah, David definitely seemed like the man of my dreams, but I had to take a reading when he was rude to our waitstaff."
Friend #4: "OMG, how pathetic!"

by liv4mntns October 28, 2009

take a wrench out of the oven

to take a dump; to do #2; to take a smash

I'm going to take a wrench out of the oven.

by wild_bill34 November 14, 2009

take that cookie

To engage in vaginal sex.

I am going to take that cookie Amber.

by cjismitch August 31, 2010

Taken roughly in the barn

Alfresco lovin' in a building normally used for housing farm animals (hay optional). Phrase commonly found in country "romance novels". Popular hobby in agricultural areas in England.

Friend 1: Have you seen that new glass barn?

Friend 2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to be taken roughly in that barn. It might shatter.

Friend 1: Hey, what's the happy haps?

Friend 2: Not much, got taken roughly in the barn last night.

by Springgay May 31, 2011