Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring licked from the back by your fathers daughter and getting some sloppy top from the homeless guy in the front whilst sipping on your chocolate McDonald’s milkshake.

My day was going terribly yesterday until I delightfully surprised with a Sexy Milkshake during my road trip.

by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021

Strawberry milkshake

Icecream

I drink strawberry milkshakes

by anonymous December 6, 2021

Pee Milkshake

When you cum in a persons mouth, then proceed to piss in their mouth right after. :3

"Yo dude, I just gave my girlfriend a pee milkshake!"

"I once swallowed my sisters Pee Milkshake, and it was amazing. On god."

by Woohoo290000 February 27, 2024

Salty Milkshake

A milkshake with Cum in it

I made her a nice salty milkshake

by TheRandomManInYourYard February 28, 2024

The special chocolate milkshake

When u cum in a cup and take a shit in that same cup and mix it until it looks like a milkshake

I’m so bored rn… I should do the special chocolate milkshake cuz I got nothing better to do!

by TheDummyBummy March 16, 2024

Apple Milkshake

Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.

Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .

by Rykerrzz March 29, 2024

Michigan Milkshake

When you ejaculate inside of your partner’s rectum, then drive around a roundabout in -20 degree weather until the semen forms a milkshake, which is then pushed back out into your mouth.

Additional substances can be added to create variants; including but not limited to period blood to create strawberry, poop to create chocolate, or a mixture of both for neapolitan.

I gave Gavin Forbes a delicious Neapolitan Michigan milkshake last night!

by Hdksjfgfheisj February 3, 2026