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Unicorn Parking

1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm

3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.
Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL
by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017
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a country unicorn

Unicorn Country Girls are a great gift from God so if you ever are lucky enough to have one hold onto her and throw away the key ...

Unicorn country girl are rare they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing ,rolling in the hey ,honesty, love,and loyal as the day is long

Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Unicorn girls are the ones men pray to find for girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Louisiana, TEXAS etc. Most unicorn girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Unicorn Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .
If your lucky enough to capture one keep her close and love her well ...
by A true country unicorn September 20, 2017
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fishing for unicorns

To leave the door open while looking out of it
Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.
by Flying away September 29, 2017
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fucking unicorns

What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN
BRATney: Unicorns dont exiiiiiiiisstttttt :/
Me: THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS.
by FuckingUnicornsBiatch June 15, 2017
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Ghetto Unicorn

Any dog of bully breed origin, American Pit Bull Terrier, American Bully, American Staffordshire Terrier....( frequently seen in the Ghetto ) sporting a flashy coat color...EXAMPLES : BLUE and any variation, TRI COLORED( any shade), MERLE(any shade).
"Yo you catch a peep at Joe's new Ghetto Unicorn? Them Tri Merle bully pups gonna make him BANK"
by Asshatkennels December 3, 2017
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unicorn gas

1. (N) Small canisters of compressed nitrous oxide intended for cooking and baking purposes, which are inhaled for a momentary high.

2. (Compound Verb with "do") The act or process of inhaling nitrous oxide from small compressed canisters or compressed cans of whipped cream.
How do you not like whipits? It's Hippie Crack, Unicorn Gas Brother..
by /fa/ggot annon June 20, 2016
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Unicorn Moment

That instant you break through a barrier that was holding you back, achieving an unprecedented level of personal awesomeness. Popularized by Ice Breakers.
Mack: I finished the 5-pound sandwich challenge at Cecil’s Diner.
Quinn: Total Unicorn Moment. Proud of you.

“I passed all my exams and just mastered winged eyeliner! #UnicornMoment”
by unicorn4eva June 18, 2016
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