two words

When something bad happens
"two words mate.... NIGHT MARE"
by muirwm November 15, 2009
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Squirty Two

Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.
Bob: I'm really not looking forward to the long drive ahead
Ed: Why not man?
Bob: The frequency of my squirty two's are going to make it quite the uncomfortable journey.
by phiya August 05, 2011
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Take two

#DoubleEntendre Could mean take two more shots or hits of marijuana blunt/joints or peace out , deuces ✌🏽
Have a good night; take two!
Me : I want another shot! Them : Take two
Hitting a joint take two puffs
by B-DUB W. May 11, 2021
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two playing

ryan lee - playing two girls at the same time
by ngoc October 05, 2004
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two step

stupidest thing i've ever seen in my life.

the hardcore scene is being polluted by little fucking high schoolers that think theyre so hardcore because they can windmill faster than imaginable or scream really loud or listen to some obscure new jersey "hxc" band.

look at that idiot two stepping and thinking hes defiant rebel. ill show you defiant. lets stab him in the eye.
by SOPHIEOMG April 14, 2006
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Two Toned

a person that is black and is mixed with two or more races
are u black? no
are u white? no
then what are you?
I am a two toned nigga my dad is black and my mom is white.
by Two toned boy September 10, 2008
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Zero Two

Dino thot in that one Doggystyle Gundam anime/manga/light novel.
Redditors in their waifu wars over Ichigo and Zero Two be like: this character with no personality is better than this character with no personality.

Nana gang rise up.
by MonasThighs December 23, 2020
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