Hagglebass

Untrue, false, complete and utter bull scat. Used as an expression for calling BS.
Ricky: You know I kicked your tail at tennis last night.

Kyle: Yeah, until I owned you with a tennis ball to the eye socket, which since you couldn't continue made me winner by default.

Ricky: HAGGLEBASS!
by phiya March 02, 2011
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Squirty Two

Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.
Bob: I'm really not looking forward to the long drive ahead
Ed: Why not man?
Bob: The frequency of my squirty two's are going to make it quite the uncomfortable journey.
by phiya August 05, 2011
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