Squirty Two

Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.

Bob: I'm really not looking forward to the long drive ahead
Ed: Why not man?
Bob: The frequency of my squirty two's are going to make it quite the uncomfortable journey.

by phiya August 05, 2011

Hagglebass

Untrue, false, complete and utter bull scat. Used as an expression for calling BS.

Ricky: You know I kicked your tail at tennis last night.

Kyle: Yeah, until I owned you with a tennis ball to the eye socket, which since you couldn't continue made me winner by default.

Ricky: HAGGLEBASS!

by phiya March 02, 2011