Definitions by phiya

Squirty Two 

Another way of describing one's diarrhea without being so cavalier about it.

Bob: I'm really not looking forward to the long drive ahead
Ed: Why not man?
Bob: The frequency of my squirty two's are going to make it quite the uncomfortable journey.

Squirty Two by phiya August 6, 2011

Hagglebass 

Untrue, false, complete and utter bull scat. Used as an expression for calling BS.

Ricky: You know I kicked your tail at tennis last night.

Kyle: Yeah, until I owned you with a tennis ball to the eye socket, which since you couldn't continue made me winner by default.

Ricky: HAGGLEBASS!

Hagglebass by phiya March 16, 2011