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bunch of jerks

The NHL ice hockey team Carolina Hurricanes, as called by Don Cherry, the Canadian hockey writer and commentator, in 2019. The team became known for performing crazy post-game celebrations during the 2018/2019 NHL season.
These guys, to me, are jerks. They’re still not drawing fans. And I’ll tell you one thing: They better not do this in the playoffs. I know the rest of the people, all the broadcasters are afraid to say something … I know what I’m talking about. You never do anything like that. They’re still not drawing fans. They’re a bunch of jerks, as far as I’m concerned.
by Ostříž March 5, 2019
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jerking the chain

"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"
by Jsmacky August 8, 2017
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Hurt Jerk

When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.
Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.
by G-rock October 2, 2019
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Fake jerk

A jerk who's fake.
The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
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Jerk It Up

Looking something up, with the intentions of jerking off to it
Tonight I think i'm going to jerk it up to some celeb nudes
by Mister. K January 30, 2016
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Pity Jerk

When a girl does something for a guy (or visa versa) because she feels bad for him.
Example 1

Jessica: I saw you with Mark last night, why were you with that loser??

Rebecca: I was giving him a pity jerk

Example 2

Jon: Why did you like Samantha's new pic, you know she's a huge loser right?

Matt: It was a pity jerk man.
by In your mom's DMs August 30, 2019
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Biden jerk

by Nigward16274 November 5, 2021
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