Brandon

Brandon can be shy at first but later on can turn into a pedophile and fuck half the school. He likes underage girls because he has a little dick and usually smells like black peoples butthole. He is short, fat, and has no neck but when he gets mad he throws eggs at your house. He is bi.
by Chupamichicopito October 17, 2019
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Brandon Sanderson

Brandon Sanderson is a fiction and fantasy author who became well known for finishing the Wheel of Time series after the author Robert Jordan's death in 2007.

He is, however, a more than competent writer in his own right, penning gripping stories with complex plots, world building, and fascinating magic systems.
"He's coming to Seattle for a book signing!!"
"Who is?"
"Brandon Sanderson, of course! Who else would I be this excited about?"
by diggorydiue November 24, 2013
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The Brandon Potter

The Brandon Potter is a facial expression often used to represent mild to moderate dissatisfaction. Similar to an expression of anger, the eyebrows are slightly elevated, the nose is crinkled and sometimes a frown is used.
Grant: Dude, did you see that guy?
Brastin: Yeah, he was giving The Brandon Potter to everyone.
by Mootss September 21, 2010
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brandon dicamillo

Brandon Ralph DiCamillo.
Born: November 15, 1976

Friend of Bam Margera, and appears on MTV's Viva La Bam along with Bam Margera, Raab Himself, Rake Yohn, Ryan Dunn, etc.

The comic brains of the CKy crew, also known as Dico, and is always filmed doing different voices and characters. Known for his funny and random freestyles.

Plays Falcone in Bam Margera's movie, Haggard.
Brandon Dicamillo is the only white boy who should be allowed to rap/freestyle... aside from Eminem.
by jdogg01 August 09, 2005
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Brandon Tait

Brandon Tait- the guy with the 14 incher who pounds the vag 6-9 times a day hes also famous for all the blowjobs he gets
hes so sexy - Brandon Tait
by hiya baby November 27, 2011
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Brandon Boudreau

A grade 7 teacher who looks French and like baguettes.
kid: "can i have some tape Mr Boudreau"
Brandon Boudreau: "Sure thing"
*Gets them some carrots*
Kid: Bruh
by fjsidedjr October 08, 2023
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Sneaky Brandon

The act of letting out a silent fart either directly next to or behind another person's face. Quite possibly the worst farts ever and most certainly a near death experience.
There I was, just sitting at my desk and I nearly passed out. I can't believe he got me with another Sneaky Brandon!
by C.G.D. August 09, 2007
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