Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.

I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper

by notactuallyajew October 4, 2020

Walking milkshake

When your stomach hurts and makes a sloshing sound.

I can't succ more bread, i feel like a walking milkshake.

by AlterLynx March 18, 2018

westside walk

When a heavily muscled person, especially one that uses anabolic steroids, pinches their upper back together, spreads out their arms, and kicks their legs out to the side as they walk (usually on the balls of their feet).

Ronald: "Damn. That guys is yoked."
Ritchie: "Which one?"
Ronald: "The one over there doing the Westside Walk."

by Big-Gary December 27, 2015

diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 29, 2017

Skank-Walked

When you get blocked into a busy street, phone pole or some other obstacle by a posse of skanky teenaged girls who take up the entire walkway and refuse to yield to normal pedestrians. They treat every like nerds they can push into a locker.

"Kardashian wannabes on parade almost knocked my little girl into traffic"

"Poor kiddo got skank-walked"

by Bulldozed on Broadway September 26, 2011

walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"

Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.

by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016

Walking Radio

All those peeps who have a song for everything you say. You either love them or hate them. But nevertheless, it is contagious.

I love you, you have a song for everything I say. You're a walking radio!

I hate you, you gotta have a song for everything I say. You're a walking radio!

by captiveinflorida June 12, 2014