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Trail of tears

When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.
My parents were mad at me for leaving a trail of tears in the bathroom, but I had to go real bad!
by McBurgerton February 9, 2010
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Snail Trail

When you wipe your goopy slimey goodies in a upward motion upon a friends body beginning at their genitals or bellybutton and trailing all the way up to their forehead.
Dude! That chick totally gave me a Snail Trail last night, it was awesome! (Trademarked and Copyrighted by “Freeda Goodhome”)
by Jaytums666 May 19, 2022
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Ho trail

Hot rail If you take the letter “t” off the word “hot” and put it in front of rail it then becomes “trail” leaving just H-O making it now read out the words ho trail
Hey bud what do a ho trail with me!?
by MK melee May 2, 2022
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trail of tears

An ugly guy's happy trail.
Nathan keeps lifting his shirt to do armpit farts and I think I accidentally got a glimpse at his trail of tears.
by nonchalantballer1997 June 13, 2024
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Money Trail

When a guy ejaculates where a "happy trail" would be.
Man! Mike video taped himself giving Matt the Money Trail and put it on YouTube!
by BholeHardwick November 24, 2009
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Gold Trail School

A Garbage school in the Wastes of California that has the Greediest teachers and worst air quality of all of America.
Let's go to Gold Trail School and die of Bad air
by DillieDillie12 February 24, 2025
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Trail Blazer

While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.
That girl is a fucking trail blazer. You should have seen my apartment last night, bro.
by gluckgluckcumjug March 30, 2023
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