swamp monster

When two guys jerk off together, blow their loads on their stomachs, and rub it all together.
As the snow fell outside and mistletoe hung overhead, we made swamp monsters in front of a crackling fire.
by Billy Dracula September 21, 2009
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Swamp ass

The true definition of swamp ass is only for the ultimate revenge seekers and when you really want to degrade and rob a person of their dignity for cruel things or crimes committed against you or your family. You knock them out and rape their ass and when they wake up it is your cum causing them to have the disgusting feeling of a swampy wet blown out ass.
I gave that m f-er swamp ass
by B-rad mcskeet November 14, 2011
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swamp donkey

Kind of lady my friend Mr Mills would pay good money to impregnate.
Oi Millsy - are you bending one in that SWAMP DONKEY again ???? You catch something, for sure !!
by Willy Wonka September 29, 2003
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Swamp Turnip

Another term for a poor black person. One who resides in the swamplands of the ghetto, being raised in crop fields like that of a dirty, smelly turnip.
Damn Jimbo, look at all them swamp turnips stealin our hot garbage.
by darthgayder October 26, 2010
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Swamp Donk

A glorious concoction consisting of sambuca and orange juice considered a delicacy amongst the finest of human beings. It has both the consistency and the colour of stagnant swamp water yet tastes like angel tears.
'shiiiiit you were right, this swamp donk is the best thing i've ever tasted, i feel so majestic'
by bvsplrdsptmmw September 30, 2011
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swamp guts

"Better stand down wind from her. Whatever she had for lunch has given her a bad case of swamp guts".
by Pope Innocent the Third March 02, 2004
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swamp nugget

1. When alligators drop off timber in the swamp, they leave swamp nuggets. They are large nuggets of poop that float around in the swamp. Usually they are the size of small child. 2. It can also be a potential basketball team.
1. "Watch out for them swamp nuggets when you tread through the swamp! That smell never comes out!"
2. "Louisiana Swamp Nuggets, NBA"
by rockstar99 March 10, 2012
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