Roman

Roman-

The Stinkiest Person On The Earth,

Habitat-
Is Found Bathing In Pools,
Sleeps On Couches,
Bottom Of The Food Chain,
Diet Consists Of KFC & KFC Only,
Follows Robbo Who Is Alpha Of The Pack, & Always Has A 6 Pack Of Bourbon,
Is Also Referred To By Fellow Pack Members As Fart Man,

Person 1- Wats Dat Smell

Person 2 - Its Roman
Person 1- Oh Yea Doesn't He Sleep On His Couch And Stink

by UNKLE KEVIN August 29, 2021

Greco Roman

greco roman is like actual 100% effort wrestling

if you did greco roman on someone in public you would have like 50 felonies

by robjohnsonbro June 9, 2021

Manic Romanic

Toxic love that’s kind of a vibe. Like you secretly want it cause deep down you’re a masochist/sadist.

They went on a road trip through mexico two weeks after meeting...it was very manic romanic.

by Mahalien May 22, 2021

mad Roman

to be stupid, foolish and on crack in excess; "foo"ish

That is so mad Roman, foo! You can't talk to the penguins

by Jebus February 26, 2003

Roman Empire

Roman Empire is the definitive homeland of Caucasian civilization; stretches from Morocco to Bangladesh.

Produces people who are 100% reliant on Caucasian privelege and who will fail (because of their own long-standing reliance on Caucasian privelege) the second people stop respecting Caucasian Provelege.

Even though Russians/Asians wrote pretty good content starring Caucasians (both presented as fact/history and presented as fiction), Neanderthals themselves would rather swing around jungles in Brazil, pretending to be from uncontacted tribes and wearing feathered hairdresses.

Puts a whole new meaning to, "Muhammad used his Daddy's billions to get his hands on military grade equipment to kill other Caucasians for no reason and destroy the Roman ruins in his country, then decided to go run away".

Caucasians go the Aladdin route, complete with bizarre clothing, bizarre costumes and an autistic fake attempt to make themselves "ethnic".

India and Free Palestine are like that autistic cartoon about mice pretending to be ethnic, complete with autistic accents and speech impediments.

Roman Empire is proof that only good Caucasians are those with Asian authors. Neanderthals themselves have such severe autism.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 September 8, 2024

Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.

When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.

by gav-wan September 27, 2024

dirty roman

when a man has sex with five strippers at once

I had a dirty roman last night.

by bob-the best November 23, 2024