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Pickled cum

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod
BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head
by Cock k May 7, 2020
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slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis
Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?
by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008
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Pickled Steamer

A variation of the "drydock." Start with a standard drydock (shut of toilet water supply, flush water out, leave a big STEAMING turd in the bowl), then piss on it. You are left with a steaming pile of pickled poop.
The hostess at that Christmas party was being a bitch, so I left a Pickled Steamer in her powder room.
by pilreadydog April 30, 2008
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pickle jam

When you shove your cock so far up a girl, its uncomfortable.
Bro, i just pickle jammed alexa last night!
by lonely boy1 October 23, 2011
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Pickle Chin

im bout to get your pickle chin ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by IndyJones April 8, 2019
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Pickle Popper

A girl puts a mouthful of vinegar into her mouth, then puts and dick in her mouth, waits for the ejaculation to happen and then swallows it all.
"Your mom gave me a Pickle Popper last night and it was not pretty"
by AwesomeDude2015 April 7, 2016
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pickle ricking

Doing something ridiculous or stupid for the simple fact that you can.
"Now she's just pickle ricking. She didn't need to steal that lip gloss since she has a hundred at home."
by CarsonOnTheDaily November 19, 2017
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