Spike Jordan

(Noun) A drink (preferably soda) that's mixed with more achohol than the drink itself.

I asked for a little achohol and I got a Spike Jordan.

by BHYT March 17, 2016

jordan wrigley

A sex demon hibernates 11/12 months and comes out in July to fuck bitches

You could call him a real jordan wrigley

by User-wuaz73o2vs2 March 29, 2021

Joshua Jordan

Joshua Jordan has evolved from a chicken. He is constantly talking about chicken and eating chicken. He also plays Fortnite a lot.
DON’T FORGET USE CODE:JORDANO-ODZU in the Fortnite Item Shop

Bully:Fight me joshua Jordan u chicken

Joshua Jordan:Yeah I am a chicken I fucking duck.

by Man like Humphrey May 24, 2019

Jordan Cotton

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.

Yo I woke up in the middle of the night to Jordan Cotton moaning.

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

Jordan R

A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.

Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"

Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."

by smf399 February 16, 2013

CJ JORDAN

the friend that forgets anything and is lazy

John: My Friend is lazy.
Hannah: Is his name CJ Jordan

John: Yep he is lazy

by AlbertEinsteinIsGood November 1, 2020

Kayla Jordan

Kayla is a beautiful girl with a fat ass she gets all the niggas and got like hella hoes in her phone and she's not one to be played with cause she will slap a bitch.

Kayla Jordan fucks a lot of boys.

by 👍🏽 June 18, 2018