Hammer Tits

When a girls tits are bigger than her ass and give the look of a hammer and or being top heavy.

Yeooooo that chicks got some hammer tits eh

by Meme Dungeon July 02, 2019

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hammered hat

An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.

After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.

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to make someone understand or realize something

Sending Johnny to his room should hammer home the idea that he should not pull his sister's hair.

by RonnyGroker August 29, 2023

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When a girl has a one night stand in a high gravity craft beer induced haze with a beer snob hipster, but when she wakes he's no where to be found.

Lindsey woke up the morning after the bottle share hunger over, sore, and by herself; the ghost hammer strikes again.

by OG_GhostHammer June 14, 2017

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Tom: " Do you Gillette "
Fred: "No I Hammer Jack "

by FFBurger1 April 12, 2012

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• noun { ham-mur sweeng-ur }

a well-endowed male

Ol' Richard Harden sure was a hammer swinger.

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Sausage Hammer

A rubber mallet used in the separation of frozen sausages.

"Paul was trying to make a casserole so he separated the sausages with a Sausage Hammer"

by Flipfloo78 April 10, 2019

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