Yo, I was down at Booty Hut last night and that bitch Bankrupt gave me a lap dance in the Champagne Room and left an Alaskan Paint Job on my Levi's!
by harrybalsac October 23, 2011
Get the Alaskan Paint Jobmug. The act of placing cellophane over the mouth of an individual and creating a small pocket which is then filled with feces. The newly made feces will keep the mouth warm in the freezing temperatures of Alaska and other northern climes. The cellophane is for sanitary measures. This is useful when camping or when lost in the woods.
"Your younger brother told me that his lover gave him an Alaskan Mouth-warmer last night after intercourse because he was cold.....I thought that was sweet"
by Dr J G July 14, 2009
Get the Alaskan Mouth-warmermug. “Discussing that chick gave you an Alaskan paint job”
“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”
“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”
“Awesome that stripper left me an Alaskan Paint Job”
“That Alaskan Paint Job stinks!”
by Quiksilver86 May 11, 2011
Get the Alaskan Paint Jobmug. While having sex in a McDonalds dining room, stick your penis in someone's hole and spin it around at a 90 degree angle, therefore committing an Alaskan 90 crank.
by Cirtasin Lora February 20, 2022
Get the Alaskan 90 crankmug. Alaskan Oil Rig; To fuck your girlfriend brutally untill shes limp and exhausted than fill her up with diff oil, preferrably carried out in a mechanics workshop with automatic oil guns than make her push it out.
hey bro, i did the alaskan oil rig on this chick last night, she was all limp than i just filled her up like i was doin a service
by filthrig10 November 22, 2011
Get the Alaskan Oil Rigmug. This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.
by Donald Trumps Guilty Pleasure July 30, 2016
Get the Alaskan Spank Tankmug. by The dildo king February 22, 2021
Get the Alaskan Ice fishingmug.