Teen Hippies

Teenagers that think they care about the world, make banners and signs for school, walk around at lunch with no shoes on, wear long dark colored skirts (girls), play hacky sack (boys), are all vegetarian, annoy all meat eaters on how they are hurting "poor animals", also like to hang out with the Drama Kids (if they are not already one), lay on the grass during lunch, dance around during lunch and piss off everybody that's not a hippy at lunch.

Damn those annoying hippies! Can't they just eat a pork chop and stop walking around campus pretending they are college students at UCSC!?!

by All Hippies Annoy Me June 22, 2005

Teenage predator

A person who preys on teenagers by exploiting their naive nature in order to gain access to their body and its physical abilities. Common predator categories include pedophiles, drug dealers, and military recruiters.

1. The school turned student contact information over to a teenage predator who called Johnny and convinced him that he could tour the world and then get a free scholarship, provided he signed some paperwork. Next thing I know, he went to Iraq to kill for the oil companies and returned in a coffin.

2. Johnny has been walking funny ever since he returned from choir practice; I'm wondering if his priest, Father Feel Good, is another teenage predator.

3. Those teenage predators are getting children to carry out the drug sales in order to insulate themselves from drug dealer charges.

by 4justice August 3, 2009

boy-teen smell

boy-teen smell is the body odor of young teen males.

Matt says he likes my boy-teen smell because it gives him an instant boner!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Teen pimp

A teen man that pimps teen women.

John is a teen pimp.

by Deep blue 2012 September 16, 2009

Teegen

A Teegen is known for his godlike wingman abilities, being able to get anyone laid faster than you can say "cocksucker motherfucker". Teegen probably wears a blue, red, and white hat, a patriotic mother fucker he is. Teegen is the most chill person on this Mother Nature planet. They are specifically good at the guitar strings, the talent of the gods. Teegen's strengths? Eating a lot and comfortably chillin.
His weaknesses? Girls with short hair.

optimus prime- "dang, who's that chill guy over there drinking a dew?"
bob nich- "that's a Teegen, talk to him if you wanna get laid.

by OG DLG ROCKER May 10, 2015

Teegan

emo

Teegan is emo

by teeganhater May 21, 2022

Teenage fan girl

Dumb horny virgin teenage girls l that are obsessed with Guys too good looking and or famous for them. They can’t actually being a real relationship because they’re too obsessive and clingy. So the fantasize about being with a guy that they would have zero chance ending up. The guy they are currently obsessed only lasts 3 to 4 years max. A good example is girls obsessed with Shawn Mendes and Charlie Puth Big Time Rush and One Direction. Teenage fan girls use a lot of the time looking up facts about the guy they like . . . Or the legal term STALKING them on a daily basis. Let’s be honest no guy wants to be with a girl that he never meets that knows every detail of their personal lives. Horny teen girl follows their celebrity crush on all social media account twitter snapchat and Instagram. They use some of-of their free time to write fanfiction‘s about their crush. There are very ugly inside and out and expect the person they want to be with to look like models. The only way they lose their virginity is to a fuck boy Who make them wear a paper bag during intercourse so that he doesn’t have to look at her. They have very high expectations on what the person they want to end up looks like it needs to look in the fucking Mirror themselves.

She stayed a virgin because she goes after guys that don’t want to fuck her. Teenage fan girl

by It’s true bitches October 24, 2018