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Cock tease

A girl who dresses or acts slutty or flirts with guys, just so she can either turn them down or try to accuse them of something; The type of girl who will get you in trouble
I’d stay away from her, she’s just a cock tease. That’ll get you in trouble.
by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023
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Cheese Tease

The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.
Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.

“Try the cheese tease” her friend says

Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”

“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
by Dusty Rackleford September 30, 2023
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El Tersero : The Cumquat

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Tersero : The Cumquat
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Tesla Taser

A game, similar to punch buggy, where you “taser” someone when you see a Tesla vehicle by giving them a little pinch and making a bzzz sound.

Game was invented in June 2022 in Sacramento, CA, USA by friends Lefty, Dick and Gail and has been spreading to different cities and towns ever since.
He spotted 3 Teslas in a row and zapped me for all of them. He was kicking my butt in Tesla Taser.
by abeyxrose January 27, 2025
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Hop-in-tease

A prank where the prankster hits the gas just when the victim is about to hop in to the car. Usually repeated a few times. Victim ends up walking a distance before getting into the vehicle.
Driver (with the car on stand-by): "Is everyone in the car? Can we go"?
Passenger 1: "Hold up, Alex is coming"
Passenger 2: "We should totally hop-in-tease him"

Driver moves the car forward just when Alex is about to open the car door
Alex walks forward to the car
Driver moves the car forward again just when Alex is about to open the car door

Alex: okay I'm not getting in unless you back up to me
Driver: alrite, alrite, wont do it again, get in, we're getting late

Alex moves towards the car door and just when he reaches the door driver hits the gas again.

Alex: Ah F*** off
by santaklawze November 30, 2011
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cunny hole tease

how a female experiences the male version of a cocktease; when a woman gets turned on by a very hot male.
Jenny, "Eli Manning look alike just undressed me with his eyes. He can't seriously be thinking about what I am thinking. Hell, I am wearing my wedding band- how could he? He does this shit everytime! That motherfucker!"

Erin, "He must have a big ego. What a cunny hole tease!"

Jenny, " I'd say.."
by Crasssss September 17, 2012
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Tallahassee Titty Taser

The act of attaching a car battery to both the person-you’re-having-intercourse-with's nipples, along with the inside of your anus, and then each person must intensely make out as the battery is turned on.
“Hey dude, just trimmed my ass hair, wanna do a Tallahassee Titty Taser later™

“No what the fuck you’re my kid”

Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."
by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp December 31, 2024
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