Talent

the opposite of Brittany Spears

done problem solved

Brittany Spears: look at me im so Talented, YAH.

Me: F*ck of you stupid skank

by Brittany sucks May 26, 2009

Nights of the Round Table

Nights of the Round Table are a group of four cadets and my roomie who get together on Friday Nights to play cards in the cadet lounge while I suck their dicks under the table until they've all had cumgasms, and after that they take turns fucking my boy-hole.

The Nights of the Round Table are cumming over later tonight, so I'll get to fill up on cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.

Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass June 1, 2017

Raw Talent

Having a persona of a complete idiot, but spontaneously displaying signs of genius

Damn, that guy has raw talent - I thought he was really stupid.

by Manu Motorsport April 14, 2011

oh no... our table... its broken!

an unfunny meme that is popular among tiktok kids under the age of 12

oh no... our table... its broken!

by 1zwy October 16, 2021

nights of the round table

nights of the round table is a group of five guys who cum over to my lover's house every friday night, and he makes me suck everyone's dick while they play cards and have cumgasms in my mouth -- yum!

Oh-oh! I'm stoned and my lover invited the nights of the round table over!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2020

tablenuts

nuts that are strategically placed at a table.

"Hey Jerome, look at those strategically placed nuts on that table."
"Yeah, those are some pretty awesome tablenuts."

by CrotchOtter February 14, 2009