Sympadvice

When people ask for advice, but what they really want is sympathy, and have no use for the advice.

She told me her boyfriend cheated on her, but she went back to him the next day. She just wanted fucking sympadvice.

by Dave Ford October 21, 2014

sympathy pump

To engage in sexual intercourse with someone who recently broke up with a boyfriend/girlfriend.

She was upset after breaking up with her boyfriend so I invited her over and ended up giving her a sympathy pump.

by g13radley January 26, 2016

Sympathy Pump

To have sexual intercourse with someone who may have recently ended a relationship.

I had a visit from some girl last night who broke up with her boyfriend after talking and having wine I gave her a Sympathy Pump!!

by g13radley March 15, 2016

Sampson Tsai

Sampson Tsai (1954~2001) was a very famous dancer that is born in Taichung city, South Taiwan Nation and is known for showing off his sexual organs while he dances. He is known for his role as Roses in a tragedy stage show called "Titanfinica". The show is about the main male Jack Crano Wu III and female character Roses Head Dickerson . Falls in love with an ship called Titanfinica. After Titanfinica his fame increased a lot ,because he is the first stage show actor that play a role for female character

Sampson Tsai is a very famous dancer the death of him is a true tragedy.

by JHSADJGKHSDJGKHSAKJ September 30, 2017

Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

Sympathy blow

A blowjob for a person that is just having a real bad streak and has been down on their luck. Usually a situation where the blower feels bad and wants to do something good for the blowee.

Person 1: "What's wrong?"

Person 2: "Everything's been going wrong lately."

Person 1: "Might I offer you a sympathy blow in these trying times?"

by J . D . R . March 4, 2018

Symphony of Sniffles

When you travel to Japan, in the midst of winter, and you realise no cunt actually blows their snoz in public.

Lez had taken off his headphones on the subway, to take a break from music, only to be greeted by a ‘symphony of sniffles’.

by Cal94 September 19, 2019