1% Stroke

When you are jerking off with 1% battery in your phone and you have to make it quick so your phone doesn’t die mid sesh

Jake really needed to jerk off but he had low battery so he did the 1% stroke before his phone died

by CloutMeadows September 13, 2021

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Hot stroke

When you see someone so absolutely flabbergastingly hot you become incapable of functioning. Alternatively, When you can’t help but stare at someone very attractive.

Taylor Swift is so hot every time I see her I have a Hot stroke

by anonymous August 13, 2023

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Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024

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Stroke Latin

Invented by Novawar from LAGTV. Describes drunk talking, where the drunk thinks they are making sense, but to everyone else, they sound like they are talking fluent washing machine.

He's that fucked, he's slabberin' stroke latin.

by GI_Biochip June 30, 2025

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Engine most commonly used around the world. although on a dirt bike they perform terrible because compared to a 2 stroke, they put out more torque rather than HP and torque is not really needed on a 150 lb machine to get up to speed.

Four stroke rider- hey wanna race

Two stroke rider- sure

Four stroke rider- how come you won, my top speed is higher than yours

Two stroke rider- because I got to a

higher speed faster than you could

by Yupper Trupper November 19, 2022

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