Squeegee Sex

Squeegee Sex happens while having sex in the missionary position. Nano-seconds before ejaculation, the male, punches the female in the stomach causing her to flinch and contract uncontrollably, creating the tightest vagina known to man. See also “Donkey Punch.”

"Dude, Last night I squeegee sexed Renae!

"NICE, How was it?"

"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"

by Toto106 April 9, 2010

pimp squeek

Means something is really easy to do.

Young pupil to his mates: "my last lot of homework was pimp squeek".

by Steve Dale (from his 11 year-old son) July 5, 2005

Squeedlly Spooch

1~an organ found only in irken invaders.

2~a vagina. :)

(the second one my cousin made up)

ex. for defintion 1: *irken zim gets hit in stomach with dodge ball* zim says: OOMF! my squeelly spooch...

ex. for definition 2: guy says to girl on myspace: take a pic of your squeedlly spooch and send it to me. :) girl says to guy on myspace: go to hell, you perv!!!

by XxPSYCHO COOKiExX February 21, 2008

tool squeezer

a home , batty boy , stink dinker , punter or over all ass pounding chump.

"they guy in the pink shirt with the emo hair cut and tight pants is a tool squeezer"

by bonegigger April 23, 2006

Cheese squeeze

What you say when you see a yellow car . (Usually said while pinching the person next to you)

(Yellow car goes by)
you- Cheese squeeze! (while pinching)
person next to you- Ouch!

by lolalofangle December 13, 2009

Lemon Squeeze

A sexual maneuver where the woman, or person on the bottom, takes their partners nutsack, twists it arround twice (producing a swollen and textured scrotum, much like a lemon), and then proceeds to shove it into said partners anus.

Carefully twisting Roberts hairy scrotum, Megan roughly inserted it deep into his, preforming the elusive Lemon Squeeze.

by AlexTheGreat August 4, 2007

jeezy peezy lemon squeezy

An expression used by huge dorks who are so hopeless that they think they are cool by saying it.

"UrbanDictionary doesn't have a definition for 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy'?! jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!!"

"jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!! I don't say 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy' too much!"

by NGE March 6, 2007