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squad goals

A retarded new "catch phrase" that millenials use to look BA. If you use squad goals in your vocabulary you should do 1 of 2 things.

Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.
Ahh we are so cool with our new ugg boots n mommy is paying for me to go to the aquarium, i know Im a spoiled POS so i think its time for squad goals to happen.
by raging cunt August 8, 2016
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Squad

When the homies group up and run a train on a single girl.
Matt- "This girl is coming over and she's a freak"
Keith- "Is she down for the SQUAD??"
Matt- "That bitch wants a SQUAD"
Rob (from across the room)- "SQUAD?"
Shane- "SQUAD???"
Charlie- "SQUAD?!"
by Mertz91 December 29, 2012
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girl squad

Girl squad is a group of girls who are very strong and powerful and doesn’t matter what color or raise you are you just all connect together.You are usually in one classroom together and no one can tear you apart
They are a girl squad ......
by Baked potato 🥔🥔 May 21, 2018
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squaded

overloaded with people, usually but not always referring to an overloaded vehicle
This car is so squaded I'm gonna have to sit on someone's lap.
by The Only Real Gman February 27, 2004
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squaddle butt

A huge flat dumpy saggy ass on a "thikin"
"Hey Matt" says Jesse "THIS is my Friend JENNY shes real nice." "You only say that cause she has a little thick and she has a huge SQUADDLE BUTT!! says Matt...in front of her.
by I like dumpers August 26, 2007
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SQUAD LEADER

A name given to someone so awesome, they use special ops communication in day-to-day life.
Brad: "Hey Matt!"
Matt: "THIS IS SQUAD LEADER TO BRAVO SQUAD, OVER."

Brad: "Dude, I farted so bad."
Matt: "SHOTS FIRED, NEED BACKUP."
by ZUUUUUULE December 25, 2008
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Squab

An ugly chick. In reference to baby pigeons, which are quite hideous, but used in this case to refer to an unattractive female.
Bloke #1: "Man, did you see that squab?"

Bloke #2: "Yeah, bro, she looked busted."
by Nick Kitz December 12, 2007
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