Splinky

A cat like creature, seemingly very pathetic.

"Yo bro, while out on my walk i just saw a Splinky!"

"Hi, have you seen my Splinky? It escaped."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

Splinkly

A being which is rather pathetic, yet retains its cuteness. Most often used on cats, though could be used with many other things, including humans.

"Yo bro, have you seen my Splinkly? It ran away."

"My friend is such a Splinkly."

by veiledxyz July 11, 2024

Splinking

The act of sending spam messages directly on the LinkedIn platform from one person to another person they do not know. And often includes a sales pitch regardless of the relevancy to the recipient of the message

Every day I wake up to splinking messages in my LinkedIn inbox.

by rharris415 August 15, 2024

Splingbonging

Splingbonging is when a man covers his face in his own feces. Then hides in the dark to scare another person. Once the person is scared the man kisses there open scared mouth and spits his feces into them.

Did you hear how Charlie
splingbonged his mom yesterday.?
She's still spitting out turds. He’s been on a splingbonging role.

by Sigmakingdean January 5, 2025

Splinkisism

A term of befuddlement or confusion caused by seeing or hearing a word too many times, oftentimes making the word seem unreal

Man, I read an entire cookbook, and now I’m experiencing Splinkisism with the word bread!

by Lord Yeetus III February 1, 2025

Splingle

The universal slur. The slur to bring all of humanity together. Applicable to anybody you can use it on ur gramma, dad, cousins uncle, anybody! Got a gay best friend? That's ur splingle now! Know a guy who used to be black? Deffo a splingle. Was ur mothers cousin italian during the war? Literally none of that shit matters! U can call them a splingle! Hooray! Peace and Happiness On Earth

"Hey man you are kind of being a splingle right now."
"Woah man my bad, I didn't know you were gonna be a splingle about it"
"Kill urself u fucking splingle"

by Three Witches February 21, 2025

Splinted

Splinted means when someone has reached their end of substance in leading to eccentricity result

After ways of overcoming… You have reached the point where you have become splinted

by SrF1shh April 22, 2025