Sperm-up

When you throw up burp after giving a blow job and a little bit of that huge load you just swallowed comes back up

Blow jobs are funner for everyone when you swallow,until you sperm-up and have to swallow it again

by DiKiFo August 27, 2016

Sperm Boiler

When you're using your laptop that is resting on your lap and it gets really hot, causing your crotchial area to heat up

"Dude my laptop gave me a sperm boiler last night, so I couldn't climax very well"

by DefinitionGenius August 23, 2016

Sperm burper

A woman who has swallowed so much seamen that it makes her burp.

Anita was such a sperm burper.

by karatejoe February 27, 2018

Sperm Glove

A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies

“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”

by Naho November 12, 2020

Sperm and Eggs

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

sperm dog

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's rather than a wife and mistress

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Sticky-Sperm

A Sticky-Sperm is a guy who gets too attached to the girl who takes his virginity.

Omg this guy is such a Sticky-Sperm, we just had sex a couple of times and he's getting all emotional and is texting me non-stop when I told him I'm not interested anymore!

by Flitty November 13, 2015