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moist sparkle

A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".
Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?
by itsTHATgirl February 1, 2013
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sara shackleford

Sara Shackleford is a whore who steals your boyfriend. She carelessly throughs herself at guys and acts much like a slut
by Aye.im.just.sayin. April 13, 2016
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ass shackled

Randal. It is time for me to cram my pork sword in your winking stinker! Oh how much I love to be ass shackled with you Greg!
by MyClam November 26, 2016
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rusty shackle

When you shove your foot ankle deep in someone’s asshole.
Dude, I got rusty shackled by Sarah last night and had to get my foot surgically removed!
by Fuddles McGee June 28, 2019
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Wet Sparkle

When a woman squirts on your chest or upper body.
Destiny gave him a "wet sparkle"!
by Sparkle King April 24, 2019
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josh shackleton

very cool and loving geeza

can be a plank but he’s quite cool
“have you met josh shackleton
no fuck off
by swagepicswag May 8, 2021
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Fabio Sparklemane

Fabio Sparklemane is a cute, lovable, unicorn with a love for his cereal "Unicorn Flakes."
However, once you find out the truth, he's very addicted to cereal, he cannot stop, he needs help, the Unicorn Flakes are taking over his body 1 bite at the time...
"Fabio Sparklemane is in dire need of help"
by capnj17 September 30, 2021
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