sloth dick

When you can't get boner very quickly. The begining stages of Erectial Dysfunction.

I was about to bone this chick but it took me an hour and a half to get hard. Stupid sloth dick.

by Yung titty lord March 10, 2015

smoothcock

The way young men try to talk-up their penises to others so they don't sound so gross and unappealing

"I want her to suck my smoothcock😏"

by Baewatch2015 November 16, 2015

Sloth

Dense slow moving fart that give you to to exscape the mustard gas effect.

I dropped a sloth in the isle way at the grocery store, the guy behind me walked through the sloth and choked and gasped for fresh air as the potent fart filled his lungs.

by Thomas broadway April 13, 2017

Smooth Move, Ajax

When someone makes a bad or awkward decision (move).

“Smooth move” - Sarcasm. The move was indeed, not smooth

“Ajax”- Ajax is a rough cleaner, similar to comet. This part is more metaphorically literal, because it is comparing the target’s actions to one of the roughest household items

Person 1: Look how fast I can run!
*slips on a wet spot in the hallway*
Person 2: Smooth move, Ajax

by anonymous February 4, 2021

smooth nugget turd

a Vienna sausage

1) "ay, ay kid, you got any smooth nugget turds?"

by 1jeaner1 August 1, 2021

yak-sloth

a cross between a yak and a sloth. it is only found in certain parts of europe generally on the swiz-france boarder. iain youd spent years pretending he was not one of their race but eventually ate his sister( a renound yak-sloth tradition) and continues to live his life as a yak sloth. they tend to have a changeable personality and any good mood can be halted by a swift kick to the groin.

steve: "hay is that a yak sloth (question mark)"

dave: "yer!"

by james flinder February 10, 2005

pornstar smooth

When every inch of ones body is shaved and or waxed. Other than ones head.

I went to her place and she was pornstar smooth... She did it just for me. NO HAIR ANYWHERE!

by catoclysmic_definitions February 7, 2015